It doesn't matter who we are...what matters is our plan. No one cared who we were until we put the rankings up.
After a day break, our rankings are back and ready to cause
debates from the BAFA offices all the way to drunken students arguing that
their team is better than the kebab they’re about to destroy after a night out.
We’re now moving into the 20’s where we meet the bottom five
teams of the official Double Coverage power rankings, the most unbiased
rankings in the world...We also meet the five teams who just missed out on the
official rankings.
Now loyal readers, it’s time for you to procrastinate from the
exam revision and read our rankings! It’s back to the Uni work as soon as you’re
done though!
21. UCLan Rams (2-0)
For a team that’s only played one official game, the Rams
seem to be getting a lot of love from the DC team...A 12-0 victory over MMU and an
awarded 1-0 against the Manchester Tyrants sees the Rams as the only team in
the country to still have a 0 in the points conceded column. Whether it will still
be low after their remaining fixtures is a different matter. All we know is,
out of all the rookie teams, the Rams are looking like the only one that could
end up playing the post season.
Mid-season grade – NA –
Not enough competitive games to give the team a grade. We’ll give the team a
pat on the head and a “well done” instead.
22. Warwick Wolves (2-1)
Before their 48 point loss against the Birmingham Lions, the
Warwick Wolves D were averaging five points conceded per game, and given the
fact that two of those points were a safety against Northampton, there’s signs
that the team is greatly improved on last season. We may be crazy, but we can
see the Wolves finishing 7-1 at the end of the season...If you disagree, look
at their remaining fixtures. They face DMU, Coventry, Wolverhampton, Notts and
Lincoln...that’s a combined 4-13 record!
Mid-season grade – B –
Most people would’ve pencilled the Wolves in with a 0-3 record before the
season considering that the three teams they faced all beat them in the 2011/12
season. Instead, the Wolves are sitting with a 2-1 record and look on course
for a playoff spot for the first time in a long time. Now all they need to do
is convince the league they’re not in the Midlands, get moved to a new
conference and go to the Championship Playoffs – Derby Braves style.
23. Bradford Bears
(3-2)
We really hope that during this Winter break, someone told
the Bradford Bears that every game doesn’t need to go into overtime. No,
really, you can win a game in regulation! Following losses to the Hull Sharks
and York Centurions that dropped the team to 1-2, the Bears dispatched the
Sunderland Spartans and Newcastle Raiders to end the year on a two game winning
streak and head into 2013 with a winning record. February 17th will
decide if the Bears reach the post season in just their second season as they
play host to playoff rivals Leeds Carnegie.
Mid-season grade – C –
It should be a B, but the Bears were pipped to the post by the York Centurions
to end 2012 with a 3-2 record. After finishing 5-2-1 last season, the team will
need to win all of their remaining games if they’re going to show improvement
in their second season.
24. Hallam Warriors
(1-1)
With a number of key losses due to graduation, it’s safe to
say that the Warriors are in a rebuilding season after dominating the Northern
Conference for the past few seasons. An early defeat to Derby before a not so
spectacular 24-0 victory over the Lancaster Bombers sees the Warriors clinging
to a spot in the top 25 board after the big board vote. Unfortunately, with
only two games played so far, it’s difficult to gather a true bearing on how
the Warriors season will play out.
Mid-season grade – D –
Not quite the performances we were expecting from the Warriors this season, but
we’re sure that they’ll play better in 2013. However, with six games remaining,
it’ll be interesting to see if fatigue ends up being a factor in the teams
performances this year.
25. Northampton
Nemesis (2-2)
Following a loss to the Warwick Wolves in their first game
of the season, the Nemesis seemed to find their groove whilst playing on 3G
pitches as they defeated the Lincoln Colonials and Nottingham Outlaws 56-32 and
33-16 respectively. In their final game against Loughborough, it looked as if
the Nemesis may pull of the biggest upset of the season as they took a 6-0 lead
of the Aces and shut their opponents down for a brief period. It wasn’t to be
though as the Aces ended up winning 37-6, dropping the Nemesis to 2-2 for the
season.
Mid-season grade – B –
Last season, the Nemesis played the DW, got to the playoffs, and became the
most hated team in BUAFL. This season, they no longer play DW, they’re still winning
and could make the playoffs, and nobody seems to talk about them, let alone hate
them anymore...That’s good enough for a B in our eyes!
26. Leeds Celtics
(3-2)
After making the post season last year, it’s looking like
the Celtics are in the thick of it again after finishing 2012 with a 3-2 record.
The Celtics have already faced two of their three main playoff rivals so far
(Bradford and Hull, both losses), meaning the team will only have to overcome
their local rivals Leeds Carnegie to all but guarantee a 6-2 record and the
number two/three spot in the NEC.
Mid-season grade – B –
Six point losses to both the Bears and Sharks are the only blemishes on the
Celtics season so far. Our only concern for the Celtics is their offence. An
average of 19 points per game may be good enough for their North Eastern conference,
but it won’t be good enough when they’re competing in the post season.
27. BNU Buccaneers
(2-2)
When it comes to BNU, there are always a number of opinions
within the DC towers as to how high the team should be ranked. Some believe
that their two losses should put the team lower down (especially given that
they lost by a combined total of 41 points), but others argue that they were
playing against two of the top teams in the TVC. Ultimately, the voting put the
team at 27th and that seems about fair.
Mid-season grade – C –
The record many expected. Wins against the teams they should be, losses against
the teams currently better then them. That’s about it really. The team can
improve on their grade if they overcome Brighton and Solent in the second half
of their season.
28. Gloucester
Gladiators (2-1)
On our power rankings vote, the Gladiators did earn a couple
of picks from our team of merry men, but not enough to squeeze into the top 25.
Nevertheless, the Gladiators have gone from being a team of bottom dwellers to
a team who are looking like they could be the new kids on the block at the top
of the SWAC. A narrow four point loss against the Blitz before a blowout
victory over Bath Spa and a two point nail biter against Swansea firmly puts
the team in the playoff mix.
Mid-season grade – A –
This is the first time the Gladiators enter a new year with a winning record,
and if memory serves us correctly, the Gladiators have also equalled their best
ever wins total for a season. Now all they need is two fixtures against
Worcester to guarantee a .500 record. Oh, wait...
29. Bristol Barracuda
(2-1)
The ‘Cuda were flying high in the SWAC and our power
rankings before an utterly dreadful performance against the Plymouth Blitz
(15-52 loss) sent them tumbling down the pecking order. However, that loss against
the Blitz may have taught the ‘Cuda players and could end up being an
instigator in a second half winning streak that carries the team to the
playoffs. It will be interesting to see how Bristol’s season plays out.
Mid-season grade – C –
We want to give the team a higher grade after their turnaround from last
season, but their wins have come against teams with a combined total of one
win. If the team can go on a winning streak like we said in their blurb, we
will finally be able to give the A or B that they will deserve.
30. Manchester Tyrants
(3-2)
Talk about a turnaround. The Tyrants have put their
miserable 2011/12 season behind them and now find themselves in the hunt for a
playoff spot in the BNWC (unless teams who forfeit a game are now banned from
the post season...) With victories over the Huddersfield Hawks, LJM Fury and
Staffordshire Stallions so far, the Tyrants should be on course for a .500
season or better.
Mid-season grade – B –
If it wasn’t for their forfeit against the UCLan Rams, the Tyrants would’ve
earned themselves an A. Fortunately for the team, there’s still time to earn
themselves a better grade. For this to happen, they’ll have to win a few more
games and supply the DC staff with cake as an apology for their forfeit. (NEW
RULE! Any team that forfeits must supply the opposing teams’ committee cake.
Genius!)
If Warwick go 7-1, what are the deciders between them and whoever loses out of Loughborough and Birmingham.
ReplyDeleteAlso - surely NTU have to pissed off - the third best team in the division, but will probably end up 4th (for teh secodn year in a row) due to someone having a soft schedule. Stupid system!
Hahaha, Warwick 7-1? As if
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